dumbfuckery:

I stole this kid’s neopets account and when I checked my email I find this
 



theworstthingsforsale:

Inspirational wall banner, your heart is in the right place, but here’s some real advice from a wolf:
1. Howl a lot and do it all night long.
2. Eat cats and small animals from a neighborhood.
3. Turn into a dog and go live in the neighborhood.
4. You’re a dog now.

theworstthingsforsale:

Inspirational wall banner, your heart is in the right place, but here’s some real advice from a wolf:

1. Howl a lot and do it all night long.

2. Eat cats and small animals from a neighborhood.

3. Turn into a dog and go live in the neighborhood.

4. You’re a dog now.


Wait til you see my dick.

Wait til you see my dick.

(via night-shadez)


the-absolute-best-posts:

the-more-i-arty:

Some Avengers themed cocktail recipes I played around with.

Also drink responsibly…

Now with added Phil

 Submitted by nessastooshort



A cat interrupting my picture of a cat

A cat interrupting my picture of a cat

(via iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye)


And the record begins with a song of rebellion.
Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)